Don’t know what I want to wear today and it’s way too cold to keep trying different things on. Maybe uni can appreciate my pyjamas today instead feeling really pathetic
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another 1600 to go this essay was due yesterday fuq da police
just got an email from one of my uni tutors
he decided to omit an assignment from this term just because he couldn’t be bothered marking it he also uses the roots and d’angelo as examples in class for ear training best guy
phoenix on coachella stream
been so long since i’ve had to write and essay for anything how the fuck do i do this again??
ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
tyleroakley: Me on public transportation. In his defence, it’s a fuckin rad album. Everyone has to have a bit of Drake in their life
wow, just wow i’m done fuck this, we can all go home. never going to be that good
so my little bro called his girlfriend’s mother today to wish her happy birthday what a charmer my job here is done
hypothesise asked: omg i just realised you asked for 'saucy anons' and anon mentioned tartare
Anonymous asked: it's a common co-addiction, i just assumed. wits and pits rhyme. you're on your way to a poetic recovery, son.
Anonymous asked: giving up the tartare is the second step. i know it'll be hard, but there's always people here for you <3
Anonymous asked: you need to be open with your family about your addiction. admitting it is the first step.
after craving fish and chips all weekend and not telling anyone in the family guess what I come home to from work? My mum is the best
I’m in one of those “i’m really bored” moments which is weird for me. Normally I’ve always got something to entertain me or work on. Give me some saucy anons yo!!!???!!!111???/
fucking craving fish and chips right now
like serious “give me now or you’re dead” cravings Is there such thing as a 24 hour fish and chip place in melbourne?
Watching "Silver Linings Playbook"
Jennifer Lawrence runs like a muppet but is still as cute as fuck
zachsgay: i could wear skinnier and nicer jeans if my fuckin dick wasnt 12 feet long It’s not twelve feet long but I have trouble with underpants. I’m a medium waistband size but they’re always too tight elsewhere. Large waistband are too big so as soon as they’ve been washed a couple of times they slip around and fall off. I also absolutely despise boxer shorts as well...
About to have a bath with Frank Ocean [[MORE]] As in he’s playing on my iPod, not he’s in the bath with me. Though that would be hot. I mean have you seen him, he’s the sex
Dad notices my haircut: “nice try, one day you’ll be as good looking as me” Well thanks dad
Somehow I've ended up watching a knockout...
It’s sickening How can people like watching this stuff let alone compete in it
Federer is so swag in his pink Nikes
katerhymes: jtmcrae: katerhymes replied to your post: katerhymes replied to your post:Bro we should sexy… Remember that time we made him wear a dress? Nup. Why wasn’t I there??? That would have been hilarious It hasn’t happened. I just wanted to post the idea on the Internet so that it was there forever and that maybe it would happen. It’s happening!!!
katerhymes replied to your post: katerhymes replied to your post:Bro we should sexy… Remember that time we made him wear a dress? Nup. Why wasn’t I there??? That would have been hilarious